seth rogen and his acceptance.

UPDATE: mutiny in fish tank causes Jesus to find new home.

In an effort to save the world's decimating fish population I've made the paramount decision to take better care of my fish no longer add fish to my fish tank. This decision has lead me to search for a new pet to raise. After several minutes of meaningful contemplation I decided I would start growing grass. That's arguably not a pet, but it requires more nurturing than those lowsy fish so to me Grass = Pet. All said and done, my friend Tom Jesus has traded underwater world for the green fields.

hot damn travis barker is gnarly.

jesus can breath under water.

my friend tom jesus lives on the sea floor of the fish tank in my apartment. i have a lot of trouble raising fish on my own so i enlisted the help of my jesus statue to bless the tank with good health.

update: the fish are still dying.

i heard Tim Burton tried drugs. once.

This should be interesting. I may have to re-read the orinal story because I have no idea what the premise is/was. I'm pretty sure that Tim Burton's idea of Alice in Wonderland is going to be quite different than the version that was read to me during childhood. Plus, it's a 3D adaptation. I don't know how that's done, but it sounds fun to me.

On a semi-related note, there were several people that called me Matter Hatter growing up so that's why I found quick interest and fascination in the above pictures.

pictures were stolen from radaronline.com. thanks.

save our bluths.

It makes me happy to see shared excitment about the upcoming Arrested Development Movie. I've come across several different top ## lists and this movie is always without a doubt the most highly anticipated. This is something I will see.

sharks are dicks. at least the ones i know.

five bucks says the fish doesn't get away. ten bucks says sharks are dicks.